There's nothing worse than when you're having a huge bash and your R.A and campus security break it up and take your
beer pong table. Especially when you are on a six game winning streak and that girl you've been waiting for finally showed up. Now not only did your girl leave but you're getting written up and you no longer have a bathroom door because you were using it as a beer pong table. Here's how you can avoid that disastrous night:
Step 1. Stop an issue before it starts: Be cool with your R.A, they're people too; usually a little dorky but they are people. They want to have fun just like everyone else. If you're cool with them they are less likely to bust up your party
Step 2. When it hits the fan: Be prepared so when you hear that knock on the door you can save your table. Now you're not going to be able to hide a big piece of lumber before they come in but if you have one of our beer pong tables you can quickly fold it up, shove it under your bed and your golden, trust me I have done it a million times. Now all you'll have to do is turn down the music for a couple of minutes and you can resume sinking cups.
If you follow these highly detailed steps not only will you not get your beer pong table taken and charged with having drinking paraphernalia, but you won't have to deal with a huge smelly rotting piece of wood lying around you're dorm or apartment. Instead you will have a sick beer pong table stored under your bed, never to be noticed until you're ready to sink some cups.
At Best Beer Pong our goal is to make sure you have a kick ass party with some serious beer pong on the best tables in the world. College is the best years of your life, make sure you do them right with a lot of beer pong.
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